You know you're at Teule when...

• Problems with water and power are discussed for longer in meetings than patients are.
• Water is much more difficult to find than Coke.
• Dairy products are not part of your diet.
• A woman with a fan strapped to her head is viewed as socially acceptable.
• You get told off for being too quick.
• You get laughed at for wearing flip-flops. (used only for showers)
• Most minor surgery is done without any anaesthesia.
• Men need to wear trousers 5x too big to carry their hydroceles/inguinal hernias.
• White people are stared at more than those with massively swollen lower limbs. (parasites)
• Fractures are commonly due to falling out of coconut trees.
• 100 patients at one outpatient clinic, 100 blood slides for malaria every day, 100 ways to say hello! (almost)
• You can play with random children without being asked if you have a Disclosure Scotland.
• Relatives wait constantly outside, sometimes sucking mango stones.
• You pray for rain.
• I am the 6th most qualified person.